Carnies

Last friday Matt Christin and I went to partake in a time honored redneck tradition we went to the state fair to see the southern rock band ZZtop and ride the carnival rides set-up by carnies strung out on something JK. Just like Jeff Foxworthy say's there are some really strange people there, but unlike a county fair I wasn't related to half of them. I didn't ride very many rides, I am not used to amusement rides anyone who really knows me has heard the superman story. What was your first experience with amusement rides?

Here are some Redneck jokes to lighten your day. They all begin with You might be a redneck if...
. . . you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
. . . an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
. . . the emergency room nurse knows everyone in your family by name.
. . . the most common prase in your house is "someone go jiggle the handle."