Ramblings of a Redneck

can you hear me

2007-07-14T21:50:00.000-07:00

test 1.2.3.4 is this thing on, can you hear me? cough

Back To school

2006-09-11T15:20:00.000-07:00

Well everyone I'm back in college, it's amazing how much better Scottsdale community college is then collins college. A whole lot less expensive as well, we started learning how to edit in our 2nd week of class.
Also I would like to thank everyone that came to my birthday party on the 27th, it was a really good suprise and I had a lot of fun.

Update

2006-06-02T11:44:00.000-07:00

Sorry for not updating in almost a month. I've been pretty busy some big changes to let you all know about I've been given a promotion at work, and with it comes a pay raise and a better shift. I am now working 2pm-10pm Monday through Friday, so I actualy get to sleep at night:)

Now for the even better news, I have a new vehicle! I am now driving a 2002 Kia sportage 4x4 It's really nice driving a vehicle with A\C and a radio. Here's a picture except for mine is black.(I know it was a bad choice for AZ but oh well)

Welcome

2006-04-27T07:00:00.000-07:00

Everyone welcome Kylee Ellsbury. She was born yesterday at 244 pm and weighed in at 6lbs 6oz. Congratulations Brandy, Lee, & Kadence.

On a lighter note...

2006-04-24T13:11:00.000-07:00

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly, He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out topay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, theCalifornia Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and CaptainCrunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting muchof his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart.The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Hitch hikers

2006-04-03T12:18:00.000-07:00

It amazes me to see someone ride in shorts, flip flops and no helmet. I guess they think their skin is made of leather.

Pass the salt please...

2006-03-28T08:28:00.000-07:00

"You are the salt of the earth"... Matthew 5:13
What does it mean to be the salt of the earth? Picture this in your mind, when you go to Red Robin and they bring out that fresh, hot, basket of french fries whats the first thing you do? I know what I do I reach for the seasoning salt, and usualy put to much on the fries. Next I take a big drink of of ice tea because the salt made me thirsty.

Wait a minute earlier... in the same chapter Jesus said in verse six, "Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled." When we allow ourselves to be saturated in God's love, the people we come in contact with will see the difference that Jesus has made in our lives and they will begin to start asking questions. They are thirsty for the real, unconditional love, that only Jesus can give them. So I encourage you today let's show this world what Jesus is really like and point them in the right direction.

double take

2006-03-26T02:32:00.000-07:00

I found these photos of some billboards that I thought were really funny. It makes you wonder why there are so many wrecks. Some of these maybe photoshop art but are still funny any ways.

Sorting the Big Rocks

2006-02-23T04:05:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the lack of updates. I have recently been going through a reprioritizing of goals and have dropped Collins College. Note to any one looking to attend college don't go to a private school unless you absolutely have to.
Stay tuned for more updates I now have internet at home, so now on the weekends when I'm wade awake in the middle of the night on the weekends I can impart what ever comes to mind.

Deep Thoughts...

2006-01-18T12:19:00.000-07:00

Hmm, should I have pizza or Mexican food tonight?
Ok seriously I had a eye opening experience a couple of weeks ago, I was reading Grace The Power to Change by Dr. Jim Richards and in the first part of the book he really emphasizes how Jesus was just as much man as he was God. I always had a hard time understanding this, and then I realized that Jesus was a man filled with the Holy Spirit. I said to myself wait a minute, I'm a man filled with the Holy Spirit, that means I have the same power that Jesus did. It really brings John 14:12 into focus abd it amazes me to know I have everything I need to change this world.

Wow that was a deep one, I hope that it encourages whoever reads it today. So back to the orginal question, I am going to have mexican.

Home Sweet AZ

2005-12-29T02:09:00.000-07:00

After spending a great Christmas with friends in beautiful 70 degree weather. I have really got to say that it is great to finally have some great friends and be accepted even as wierd and un-sociable as I am sometimes . It's great to know that this is where I am supposed to be, and I have a place to call home. Those of you who know me better know that I don't make that statement lightly
I hope that their are more then two people who read this, but if not oh well. I hope everyone had a great Christmas full of good times.

UPDATE...

2005-12-01T13:29:00.000-07:00

I have been very busy the last couple of weeks with school and work. I would like give a Great Big thank you Martin and Betsy, without your help I wouldn't have passed my last class. Life is good right now, I could use a little more sleep but somebody has to keep Red Bull in buisness. I am excited to be shooting video again, and I need a lot of practice. The video scavenger hunt my team did was a very humbling reminder that I haven't used a video camera in a year and a half. Wow I can't believe how fast time has flown by. I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving and that your diets weren't broken to badly.
With Christmas coming up I just have to add this link http://www.countrygoldusa.com/redneck_12_days.asp

Carnies

2005-11-07T11:24:00.000-07:00

Last friday Matt Christin and I went to partake in a time honored redneck tradition we went to the state fair to see the southern rock band ZZtop and ride the carnival rides set-up by carnies strung out on something JK. Just like Jeff Foxworthy say's there are some really strange people there, but unlike a county fair I wasn't related to half of them. I didn't ride very many rides, I am not used to amusement rides anyone who really knows me has heard the superman story. What was your first experience with amusement rides?

Here are some Redneck jokes to lighten your day. They all begin with You might be a redneck if...
. . . you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
. . . an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
. . . the emergency room nurse knows everyone in your family by name.
. . . the most common prase in your house is "someone go jiggle the handle."

"Come on everyones doing it"

2005-11-02T12:23:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone at long last I decided to join the blog world, and waste more of your valuable work day. Just kidding, I will try and keep up with this as much as possible. Hopefully this will be a way for me to tap into my creative side. Ok I need to get back to doing my school work